I'm a sophomore math major at RPI up in Troy, NY. I've just recently discovered the wonders of carrot cake.
I am obsessed with baseball, specifically the Red Sox.
I could grow a beard when I was 15.
I've probably lent you money.
I was the main target of the Kissy Girl Club in Kindergarten.
I'm a good listener.
I shot the sherriff.
I can recite several dozen digits of pi.
I'm on the terrorist watch list because I have the same name as someone from the IRA.
I'm too sexy for my shirt. I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket. The Green Sox will never be defeated.
2 comments:
Dear Matthew,
I consider this post an homage.
Love,
Your (crazy yet awesome) sister
P.S. You rock
Well written article.
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