One of my most fun memories from growing up is that of watching 7th Heaven with my sister. It was understood that we'd come away from that show with about half as high an IQ and some severe doubts about humanity, but it was good times nonetheless. Upon reading Kate's blog, I started thinking about the theme song parody we made for that show, which I will now subject you to.:P Anyone who's ever seen the show should get a kick out of it.
Seeeeeventh Heaven.
When I see their sappy faces frowning back at me...
Seeeeeventh Heaven.
I know there's no worse feeling than to watch this on TV...
Where can we go when Ruthy comes on the screen?
We'll poke out our eyes and plug our ears and scream.
Oh please turn it off, Lucy's got a date,
We'll need Jimmy Moon's drugs to save us from Fishface.
I'm going to cry if I have to see Mary;
She sounds like a guy, and she probably has fleas...
Oh what can we doooooooo to help Simon with his hair,
There's nothing to dooooooo, let's feed him to a bear!
Matt, get off this show; you're so old you're almost dead,
And you have no brain, and your girlfriend's Chickenhead.
Don't have any more kids, RevCam and Supermom,
We don't need any more of your little devil spawn.
Dumb Happy the Dog has really got to go;
But too bad for us, she's the best one on this show...
I find it hilarious that both the parents on 7th Heaven were hired from the infamous Former Star Trek Actor Cesspool of Unemployment.
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so i followed the link you provided to your sister's blog where she mentions at #5 that you make delicious brownies and some bread or something. well i'm semi interested in the bread, but i'm more interested in the brownies and why YOU ALWAYS EAT MINE BUT I'VE NEVER GOTTEN ANY OF YOUR'S!
yea me! i actually managed to use the most basic of html codes
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